In response to my original complaint to HR, this sign was recently posted in our kitchen area. My original (snarky) complaint letter to our HR person is copied below:
It has come to my attention that some unidentified individual (unsub) has mistakenly or maliciously combined the chocolate m&m's with the fruit flavored skittles available in the kitchen area. The magnitude of this tragedy speaks volumes of the unsub's callousness and utter disregard for appropriate workplace behavior. As such, I would like to go on record to publicly condemn this offense and call for the unsub's immediate disbarment from the kitchen henceforth.
I appreciate your understanding and consideration in this matter.